1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
This way to the polls:
Down in the holler, have you ever gotten to 3rd base with a kissin' cousin (2nd base is a given)???
If a West Virginian has sex with his sister is it really incest or just furthering the family tree?
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.