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    Ask a Drunk Bumpus ...

    When somebody from Ohio tells a joke which adjacent state is used in the joke most often?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DisturbedShifty View Post
    Who understands football better? A drunk Bumpus or so called above average troll?

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    If you have to even ask the question, you already have the question.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Fins1971 View Post
    When somebody from Ohio tells a joke which adjacent state is used in the joke most often?
    **** Ohio. Just saying.
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    Drunk Bumpis, what is your standard drinking beer of choice?
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    Ask a Drunk Bumpus ...

    The Dolphins and Michael Egnew have a super-secret offensive package based on his skills that they plan to unleash on the New England Patriots in a game that they will win 43-17.

    This isn't a question. I play by no mans rules. But feel free to expound
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    Is superman an illegal alien?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fins_of_Fury View Post
    Drunk Bumpis, what is your standard drinking beer of choice?
    The 'ol standby is Coors Light (don't mock me round eye ... ****'s cheap ... I'm a public school teacher=broke)


    Edit: BTW, learn to spell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dcnr226 View Post
    The Dolphins and Michael Egnew have a super-secret offensive package based on his skills that they plan to unleash on the New England Patriots in a game that they will win 43-17.

    This isn't a question. I play by no mans rules. But feel free to expound
    **** the Pats!

    43-17 sounds pretty damn good to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daytona Fin View Post
    Is superman an illegal alien?
    "superman" IS an illegal alien. **** him.

    "Superman" is a BASM, and I ain't ****ing with him. Just saying.
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    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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    Re: Ask a Drunk Bumpus ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fins1971 View Post
    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    African or European?
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