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    Ask a Drunk Bumpus ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    The 'ol standby is Coors Light (don't mock me round eye ... ****'s cheap ... I'm a public school teacher=broke)


    Edit: BTW, learn to spell.
    How does one get drunk off that lame ****?
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    Are you still up? Will you call me?

    ETA; I'm drunk. I'm smoking a pork shoulder, so I'm up for about 5 ****ing hours.

    Hell...If anyone wants to talk to a drunk Texan smoking some pork, call me.

    IM for the number..... *I don't put out on first date*
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    Thanks Shifty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    In a devil's threesome, what role would Bumpus take on...?
    Female talent scout.

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    Who is the greatest fantasy football QB? Jake Locker or Jake Locker?
    Whichever one wins the Griese Division.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703 View Post
    How does one get drunk off that lame ****?
    One 30-pack at a time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    Are you still up? Will you call me?

    ETA; I'm drunk. I'm smoking a pork shoulder, so I'm up for about 5 ****ing hours.

    Hell...If anyone wants to talk to a drunk Texan smoking some pork, call me.

    IM for the number..... *I don't put out on first date*
    Just woke up. I'll be over to steal your food (and a few of your Steel Reserve's) shortly.
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    In a devil's threesome, what role would Bumpus take on...?
    Cameraman.

    Bumpus, are the Dolphins going to make the playoffs this year?

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