1. Wilfork will get HUGE without the ability to do any physical activity. He will then go to the Jenny Craig center that Jamarcus Russell went to and drop down to a svelte 375.
2. If she can shoot giant Wilfork babies out of her gina she can shoot the A gap. Pats sign his burly ass wife to play nose tackle.
3. She makes the ProBowl.
4. Seriously- Wilfork's career might be done. A man that big with a bum Achilles isn't a good combo. Hate to see any athlete end their career on an injury, but it might be the best for his long term health.