And touches small boys.
Actually, I think he's a great poster. I plan to vote for him as best enemy fan when the 2013 forum awards voting occurs.
I'm here to tell the truth about top secret Air Force project BAR STOOL. Gamma ray radiation from the particle accelerator under Joe Robbie Stadium is real! Get out while you can! This bad football team is just a front for something far more sinister!
I think he is a dick licking ass humping queer. I would like to beat him into a coma.
But that's just me.