There was this time, when I saw this guy try to defend Lance Armstrong's PED use. But...he didn't speak English, and insteaD of usng letters, he had to resort to using Wingdings. Plus, he was a double amputee, so he had to use his forehead to type. I thought that was the worst argument I'd ever seen presented.
Then I saw this thread, and realized, "Oh, ####. I was wrong!'