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  • US Government

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Thread: Since 2000, which organization has been more inept: Miami Dolphins or US Government?

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    Since 2000, which organization has been more inept: Miami Dolphins or US Government?

    Miami Dolphins since 2000:

    • Wannstache runs Marino out of town
    • Fletcher over Brees
    • Wannstache trades the farm for Ricky Williams
    • Wannstache runs Ricky into the ground
    • Wannstache hangs a lobster trap in locker room
    • Eddie Moore
    • Ricky retires to toke in Australia
    • WannSpiel go in desperation mode and trade the future for the likes of AJ Feeley and Lamar Gordon
    • Nick Saban becomes Dictator of Davie
    • Culpepper over Brees
    • "Not gonna be Alabama Coach"
    • Cam Cameron Fails Forward Fast
    • Ted Ginn FTW
    • 1-16
    • Tuna creates an Irish Meatball sandwich
    • Orange Carpet
    • Celebrity Owners
    • Long over Matt Ryan
    • Brandon Marshall "accidentally" impales himself with a vase shard
    • "Is your mother a whore?"
    • Et Tu, Irish?? (Harbaugh-gate)
    • Gator Day (TEBOW WINS!)
    • Stadium Deal Fallout
    • Ireland spared
    • Bully-gate



    US Government since 2000:

    • Hanging Chads
    • Dubya's Speeches
    • 9/11
    • PATRIOT Act
    • The Phantom WMDs
    • The Iraq Quagmire
    • VP Cheney pulls the strings, pockets cash from MIC
    • VP Cheney shoots some dude during hunting trip
    • Kerry Vs. Bush (These are our options?)
    • Nation votes to deny rights to homosexual couples
    • Culture War
    • Economy Tanks
    • Sarah Palin
    • Candidate Obama Vs. President Obama
    • Drones
    • Record Spending
    • Obama Vs. Romney (These are our options? Part II)
    • NSA Spying
    • Government Shutdown, Delaying the inevitable
    • Obamacare
    • Can't even build a simple shopping comparison site right
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    Gotta be the US Government. But man, the Fins ain't far behind.
    Insert pithy saying here.

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    Rebel AllianceSuperman logoXbox LogoPlaystation LogoSnakes!
    dolphins are able to balance their money.

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    I think I just vomited in my mouth! Chewed up, half-digested fajitas taste like crap. I knew both were bad but jeez, laying it all out like that is just brutal!

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    The dolphins have been an embarrassment, the nation has been a disaster for the last 10 years.
    With all the new taxes coming online, the pleasure of actually attending games will be harder for the average family.
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    Well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LANGER72 View Post
    The dolphins have been an embarrassment, the nation has been a disaster for the last 10 years.
    With all the new taxes coming online, the pleasure of actually attending games will be harder for the average family.
    lol
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    It's hard to imagine, but it was easy to vote govt lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by LouPhinFan View Post
    Gotta be the US Government. But man, the Fins ain't far behind.
    I'm gonna go with this response...and i say that having spent the majority of the early 2000s in the Army. I joined in 99 and got out in 2008. I saw a lot of waste, mis-use of resources, and decisions made that i didn't agree with; and that was with both organizations. I personally think one of the reasons we went to Iraq was so Bush Jr. could tell his dad he got Saddam and his dad didn't. But that's just me.
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    Government hands down, if Miami were the government we would need a new stadium, half the field would be dirt, the owner would be a China offshore company, the GM would be late to the draft with his picks but insist that he still gets the same players, the coaches would be struggling with the influx of regulations from week to week that slows down the game plan enough to make it impossible to game plan for the next opponent until two weeks after the fact. The players would be responsible for making sure they signed up for health care and would only be allowed to practice only if their HMO or suitable provider allows a waiver on any claims between April and December of the current year, of course the website to file the claims and enroll would only work for 1 hour a week and only if less than 100 users are trying to use the site at any one time. The fans would be responsible for all incurred expense associated with playing the season and expected to pay all costs associated with said season or the season would be subject to foreclosure and/or public auction.
    Peace and Humptiness Forever


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    Bush-Cheney
    Obama-Biden

    It doesn't get any worse.
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