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View Poll Results: How should we deal with Ireland's corpse?

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  • His arms and legs cut off and sent to the four corners of Florida.

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  • Raped in front of the team by a department store Santa.

    8 61.54%
  • Cremate him and pack his ashes into the toilet of a manned rocket mission.

    1 7.69%
  • Feed him to a shark. Then feed the shark to the Japanese. Who we then declare war on.

    2 15.38%
  • I am offended by this thread.

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Thread: Preferred method of desecrating Ireland's corpse

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    GM Preferred method of desecrating Ireland's corpse

    Now that we're all pretty much in agreement that Ireland needs to be "taken care of", I thought we should discuss what we're going to do with his lifeless ginger body once he's gone to sleep with the fishes, to use the parlance of our times (this is 1850s Sicily, right?).



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    It's pitchfork and bonfire time. Good post.
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    This is a little much, huh?

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    Skin it! Make some leather and we can make some new practice dummies for the OL to practice against...they need it.
    "May the acorns rest in peace..."
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    Honey and a couple fire ant farms!
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    leave on Parcells lawn?
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    Chainsaw.

    Boring for me i know, but im not done. We then hide his mutilated remains in some secret location halfway across the world while leaving clues Da Vinchi code style. Whenever a new Dolfan complains about the current regime, we point them in the direction of unraveling the mystery. We then wait for the unsuspecting hopeful fool to get to the end of the journey and be completely and utterly let down.

    Only then he shall know what we've gone through and is initiated.
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    Classy. Something I would expect from a Jets fan, but here? Listen, I love football, I love the Dolphins, and I hate Ireland as much as the next guy. But it's a little scary honestly that people care THIS much about it. It's just a game people
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    Quote Originally Posted by traptses View Post
    Classy. Something I would expect from a Jets fan, but here? Listen, I love football, I love the Dolphins, and I hate Ireland as much as the next guy. But it's a little scary honestly that people care THIS much about it. It's just a game people
    Wait to you see what we are planning for his apologist!
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