View Poll Results: How should we deal with Ireland's corpse?

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  • His arms and legs cut off and sent to the four corners of Florida.

    0 0%
  • Raped in front of the team by a department store Santa.

    8 61.54%
  • Cremate him and pack his ashes into the toilet of a manned rocket mission.

    1 7.69%
  • Feed him to a shark. Then feed the shark to the Japanese. Who we then declare war on.

    2 15.38%
  • I am offended by this thread.

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Thread: Preferred method of desecrating Ireland's corpse

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    I see now, This is why the NSA exists.

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    Cam Wake 91
    Embalm him and use him as a revenue generator. I suspect plenty of drunk dolfans would pay good money to throw beer or urine on the corpse. We could then allocate this new revenue toward finding and keeping a new, competent FO.




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    Bury him with a loaf of pumpernickel and have "Ginger Bread Man" carved on his tombstone.
    Jim

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    Cam Wake 91
    As much as Im a HUGE fan of this thread, I think Im gonna have to move it to the depths. This probably isnt family friendly and is only going to get worse. But feel free to say whatever deplorable **** you want now.
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    On a related note, this team motto suddenly has a much more ominous atmosphere to it:

    http://www.finheaven.com/images/impo.../Npakt6C-1.jpg

    We know Tony's vote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    as much as im a huge fan of this thread, i think im gonna have to move it to the depths. This probably isnt family friendly and is only going to get worse. But feel free to say whatever deplorable **** you want now.
    booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    As much as Im a HUGE fan of this thread, I think Im gonna have to move it to the depths. This probably isnt family friendly and is only going to get worse. But feel free to say whatever deplorable **** you want now.
    Whoa now, dont do anything too hasty, at least hear our counter argument:

    We are talking about Jeff Ireland.
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    Grip it and rip it

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    Wishing Jeff no actually physical harm metaphorically I would feed his body to the fishes.

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    At the end of the day...

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    Not appropriate.
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    Cam Wake 91
    Pay Dez Bryant's mom to **** his dead corpse. Post-mortem butthole play is the fastest rising genre of porn. Type it in on xnxx if you dont believe me.
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