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View Poll Results: How should we deal with Ireland's corpse?

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  • His arms and legs cut off and sent to the four corners of Florida.

    0 0%
  • Raped in front of the team by a department store Santa.

    8 61.54%
  • Cremate him and pack his ashes into the toilet of a manned rocket mission.

    1 7.69%
  • Feed him to a shark. Then feed the shark to the Japanese. Who we then declare war on.

    2 15.38%
  • I am offended by this thread.

    2 15.38%
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Thread: Preferred method of desecrating Ireland's corpse

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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Pay Dez Bryant's mom to **** his dead corpse. Post-mortem butthole play is the fastest rising genre of porn. Type it in on xnxx if you dont believe me.
    Oh man I almost went and did it. Glad I didn't.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Pay Dez Bryant's mom to **** his dead corpse. Post-mortem butthole play is the fastest rising genre of porn. Type it in on xnxx if you dont believe me.
    I probably don't want to know why you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    Oh man I almost went and did it. Glad I didn't.
    Rob definitely did.





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    I think he stays but if we are getting crude, let's go the whole hog with option (2). We are going to need many Dolphins to help.
    Jonathan Martin, stop texting your attorney and tweeting your Cardinals, we have a big Santa suit and this is payback time. Young Jeff Ireland you have been very naughty GM, Black Santa has a special gift for you. Time for you to man up. Dez Bryant's Momma, you get sloppy seconds. We have a special santa suit for you. Yes, you can wear your strap-on. Don't worry, Jonathan will pick up your expenses and give you a big tip.
    Yes, Mika Grimes, you can bake a cake to celebrate the occasion. Bryant McKinnie you can organize the Love Boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by traptses View Post
    Classy. Something I would expect from a Jets fan, but here? Listen, I love football, I love the Dolphins, and I hate Ireland as much as the next guy. But it's a little scary honestly that people care THIS much about it. It's just a game people
    Wait to you see what we are planning for his apologist!
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