His arms and legs cut off and sent to the four corners of Florida.
Raped in front of the team by a department store Santa.
Cremate him and pack his ashes into the toilet of a manned rocket mission.
Feed him to a shark. Then feed the shark to the Japanese. Who we then declare war on.
I am offended by this thread.
Why, I can smile, and murder while I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
I think he stays but if we are getting crude, let's go the whole hog with option (2). We are going to need many Dolphins to help.
Jonathan Martin, stop texting your attorney and tweeting your Cardinals, we have a big Santa suit and this is payback time. Young Jeff Ireland you have been very naughty GM, Black Santa has a special gift for you. Time for you to man up. Dez Bryant's Momma, you get sloppy seconds. We have a special santa suit for you. Yes, you can wear your strap-on. Don't worry, Jonathan will pick up your expenses and give you a big tip.
Yes, Mika Grimes, you can bake a cake to celebrate the occasion. Bryant McKinnie you can organize the Love Boat.