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Thread: Kellen Winslow Jr. was masterbating while high....in public

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    Bahahahahahahaha what a ****ing tool.
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    LOL at Kellen Winslow

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...nging-clothes/

    I'm not one to make such posts usually, but this one floored me!
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    Stay classy Jets. Probably just following Ryan's training regimen.
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    Jets tight end Kellen Winslow has responded to an allegation that the self-proclaimed soldier was performing training exercises in a Target parking lot before he was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana last November.According to a report from the East Hanover, N.J. Police Department, police responded to a call from a woman who said she saw Winslow’s erect penis and believed that Winslow was masturbating while sitting in his car. When they arrived, officers found the synthetic marijuana as well as two containers of Vaseline. Winslow’s publicist issued a statement denying Winslow was doing anything other than changing his clothes to mask the smell of the ersatz weed.
    “Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as not to smell like smoke when he returned home. There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”
    The two containers of Vaseline are ignored altogether in the statement, which may be for the best. The Jets, via Dom Cosentino of NJ.com, declined comment on any of it.

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    cans of Vaseline? That dude was going to ****ing town!



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    lol awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikema View Post
    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...nging-clothes/

    I'm not one to make such posts usually, but this one floored me!
    Wrong forum and already posted amigo



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    Quote Originally Posted by MercMan View Post
    Stay classy Jets. Probably just following Ryan's training regimen.
    too bad he didn't have his machine gun in the car. I could only imagine what you guys would say then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    too bad he didn't have his machine gun in the car. I could only imagine what you guys would say then.
    well, at least that would've explained the need for two things of vasoline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildbill3 View Post
    well, at least that would've explained the need for two things of vasoline.
    you don't drive w/ tubs of Vaseline in the car?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    you don't drive w/ tubs of Vaseline in the car?
    I sure as hell don't masterbate using vaseline. That stuff literally sticks to you.
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