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Thread: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

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    Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming















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Gift received at 04-14-2016, 12:08 PM from fishfanmiami
Message: Hit um straight wildman.
    Does it cum in Carmen Electra?
    Hey, shady baby, I'm hot like the prodigal son
    Pick a petal eenie meenie miney moe
    And, flower, you're the chosen one

    Well, your left hand's free
    And your right's in a grip
    With another left hand
    Watch his right hand slip
    Towards his gun, oh, no

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    Nice, do you have to wear the gimp suit the guy in the video wore?

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    Point is - NO robot can take the place of 'ol righty.

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    The only advantage I see is the robot will never get calluses

    That plus you'll have two free hands for a beer and a pastrami sandwich
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishfanmiami View Post
    The only advantage I see is the robot will never get calluses

    That plus you'll have two free hands for a beer and a pastrami sandwich
    That much pleasure at once may result in a stroke...no pun intended!

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Gift received at 04-15-2016, 01:45 PM from fishfanmiami
Message: Hit um straight AndrewDeVante Parker's 11Ford LogoTannehill 17Snakes!
    What the ****?
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    exactly my reaction when I saw this article
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