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Thread: Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

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    Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming

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    Point is - NO robot can take the place of 'ol righty.

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    The only advantage I see is the robot will never get calluses

    That plus you'll have two free hands for a beer and a pastrami sandwich
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishfanmiami View Post
    The only advantage I see is the robot will never get calluses

    That plus you'll have two free hands for a beer and a pastrami sandwich
    That much pleasure at once may result in a stroke...no pun intended!

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    exactly my reaction when I saw this article
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