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Thread: Sanchez released

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    It was a sad day to be a Jet fan.
    How was that different from any other day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sm0kinfins View Post
    Sigh... Please don't decide to do stand-up anytime soon. Your sense of comedy is somewhat... Skewed.

    That quote DOES say it all. Again, try to READ the article. THEY HAD SEX WHILE SHE WAS 17! Which, I know is perfectly acceptable to you. Grass on the field and all. Just, do me a favor, I have 2 17 year old nieces. Stay the eff away from them. You clearly are way too ok with sex with children to be around young girls.

    Has anyone looked up the Jersey sex offender list? Anyone want to take bets, based off this conversation alone, that junc is on it?
    funnier than you.

    You know I'm 17, right?" she remembers saying. buttfumble kept his cool. "Well, we can still talk, but I can't see you until you're 18," he said. "Actually," E.K. replied, "17 is legal in New York."
    that quote says they stopped when he found out she was 17. again, that reading thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    I call those posters vaark types, they know nothing about this game.
    What do you call delusional posters who see everything through green tinted glasses and continue to pathetically proclaim that they know more than the average fan when in fact they demonstrate they know less? You know, like those kids in highschool who always talk about having sex but in reality are the true wallflowers?

    I don't know what you'd call them but I would lable them "delusionally pathetic" Or how about those who aren't allowed to post on their own time and dime?








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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaark View Post
    What do you call delusional posters who see everything through green tinted glasses and continue to pathetically proclaim that they know more than the average fan when in fact they demonstrate they know less? You know, like those kids in highschool who always talk about having sex but in reality are the true wallflowers?

    I don't know what you'd call them but I would lable them "delusionally pathetic" Or how about those who aren't allowed to post on their own time and dime?

    delusional posters? I call them vaarks. basically the worst posters on any board I call vaarks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    funnier than you.



    that quote says they stopped when he found out she was 17. again, that reading thing.
    Holy crap! DO I have to post the ENTIRE article here for you or is a simple google search beyond your limited means?

    Here's the next line in the article:

    I told her I'd make sure it's legal in Jersey for a girl her age to hook up with a 24-year-old man.

    "It is. It's 16," she said. "I checked."
    Since you have the reading comprehension of your typical sea monkey, let me explain for you:

    Pedo-at-the-club: "Hey baby, nice jugs. I'm the QB for a historically terrible football franchise. Wanna bang?"
    stat-rape-victim: "I'm only 17."
    Pedo-at-the-club: "That's cool. Maybe we can chill until your 18th birthday."
    stat-rape-victim: "Actually, 17 is legal in NY."
    Pedo-at-the-club: "Well, hells yeah! Grass on the field baby! Come back to my place, I want you to bend me over, smash your hips against my butt cheeks to the rythm of Hangin' Tough and call me Donnie. No, call me Joey!"
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    Ole nyjunc's new favorite...Ron Mexico. He has proven he can win big
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    Quote Originally Posted by sm0kinfins View Post
    Holy crap! DO I have to post the ENTIRE article here for you or is a simple google search beyond your limited means?

    Here's the next line in the article:



    Since you have the reading comprehension of your typical sea monkey, let me explain for you:

    Pedo-at-the-club: "Hey baby, nice jugs. I'm the QB for a historically terrible football franchise. Wanna bang?"
    stat-rape-victim: "I'm only 17."
    Pedo-at-the-club: "That's cool. Maybe we can chill until your 18th birthday."
    stat-rape-victim: "Actually, 17 is legal in NY."
    Pedo-at-the-club: "Well, hells yeah! Grass on the field baby! Come back to my place, I want you to bend me over, smash your hips against my butt cheeks to the rythm of Hangin' Tough and call me Donnie. No, call me Joey!"
    Looks like ownage to me. What's the response?



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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    delusional posters? I call them vaarks. basically the worst posters on any board I call vaarks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    have you ever been to college?
    Yes of course. I went to college but I found the freshmen (straight out of HIGH SCHOOL) were way too immature. If thats your thing, then go for it. But I just didn't mesh well with the freshmen coeds when I was a senior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703 View Post
    Looks like ownage to me. What's the response?
    He's still waiting for his big sister to get home from her shift at Uncle Hymen's Hotties Gentlemens Club so she can help him think of something witty to say. She must have been promoted from the lunch shift, otherwise she'd be home by now.
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