Adults are obsolete children
Holy crap! DO I have to post the ENTIRE article here for you or is a simple google search beyond your limited means?
Originally Posted by nyjunc
Here's the next line in the article:
Since you have the reading comprehension of your typical sea monkey, let me explain for you:
I told her I'd make sure it's legal in Jersey for a girl her age to hook up with a 24-year-old man.
"It is. It's 16," she said. "I checked."
Pedo-at-the-club: "Hey baby, nice jugs. I'm the QB for a historically terrible football franchise. Wanna bang?"
stat-rape-victim: "I'm only 17."
Pedo-at-the-club: "That's cool. Maybe we can chill until your 18th birthday."
stat-rape-victim: "Actually, 17 is legal in NY."
Pedo-at-the-club: "Well, hells yeah! Grass on the field baby! Come back to my place, I want you to bend me over, smash your hips against my butt cheeks to the rythm of Hangin' Tough and call me Donnie. No, call me Joey!"
Last edited by sm0kinfins; 03-24-2014 at 04:30 PM.