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Thread: Philbin for Rex ryan

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    I hope this is a joke???
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    ouch....really??




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    Rex Ryan? Taking some poetic license (literally) with the classic Elizabeth Barrett Browning sonnet:

    “How Do I Not Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways:

    1. 1 legitimate winning season (as the 09 Colts starters (not scrubs) who outscored them in game 15 and the playoff game 45-27 rudely emphasized) in 5 seasons

    2. No winning seasons in the last 3 seasons

    3. Retaining Little Schotty and then enthusiastically hiring The Meatball as his self-described offensive “mini me.” (Yes, hiring Marty Morningwood was a good stroke but the fact that he was hired a day before Itzdick agreed to come aboard as the GM IMO was less coincidence and more a condition stipulated to Woody)

    4. Refusing to replace buttfumble despite his abysmal performances.. And then ironically pulling “A Meatball” by getting him injured in the 4th exhibition game last season

    5. After being terribly embarrassed by the Martin Incog related black mark, do we really want an out of control buffoon flashing the bird and exploding the “F-bomb” on opposing fans? Do we really want a perverted HC who pimps his wife on alternative lifestyle sites, including shots of her pixelated cooter to attract well hung strange men whose feet he can fondle?

    6. Why would we want the HC whose underling, standing not 10 feet away from him in a tight cordon of bozo assistants committed one of the dirtiest coach/opposing player attacks since Woody Hayes? Whether planned, or not, the buck stops with the HC.

    7. Do we want an oblivious coach who like Nero was busy fiddling in ‘11 according to a number of veterans including LT while his locker room was imploding?

    8. In ‘11, do we want a coach who pulled an even worse “Philbin” on his way to making the postseason by losing not 2 but 3 in a row, including 2 to losing teams (one being us)?

    9. Should we want a coach whose mouth embarrassingly consistently writes guarantees that his ass can’t cash?

    Should we hire Rex? Absolutely, if we can get him to replace Kevin Coyle should his defense crap the bed this year! After all, he is a glorified DC and always has been.






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    And then you throw in the terrible preparation and in-game coaching. There is no defense.
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    i wouldn't let rex ryan sweep the carpark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roy_miami View Post
    I would promise Jim Harbaugh 1/4 of the franchise for his first SB win.
    You really hit it on the head with that one. +1 Im 100% with you. Your WPA just went up.
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    Too many open toed shoes in Miami. Rex would never make it to the practice facility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwastherein1972 View Post
    I want this to be a class organization, led by a coach with class.

    I want no part of anything remotely resembling rex ryan in any way, shape or form.
    This is the funniest post I've read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetsfanatic View Post
    This is the funniest post I've read.
    Your sense of humor is just as twisted as your head coach. Nothing remotely funny about the thought of having that train wreck of a human being near our organization. Y'all can HAVE him, and enjoy it.
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    WOW! lol, with threads like this we are undoubtedly in the most boring part of the NFL year.

    The draft can't come any sooner...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% Dolphins View Post
    WOW! lol, with threads like this we are undoubtedly in the most boring part of the NFL year.

    The draft can't come any sooner...
    NFLN was down to predicting schedules yesterday, like with bye weeks and everything.

    I would like to get that London trip out of the way asap, I know it won't happen but hopefully its week one for us. Your turn.
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