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    Walter Football Emmitt Smith mock draft

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    Houston Texans: Johnny Football, QB, Texas A&M

    Johnny Football almost destination to play football, don't he? When he was borned, his parents chose the first name Johnny for him, and then they also chose the last name Football for him as well. Now call me craziness, but if you a guy who have the last name Football, you bound to play football when you become grown man. Or grown woman - I do not want to be label sexism.

    Johnny Football was highschool star and then he go to the college of Texas A&M. If you not from Texas and do not understand what A&M mean, it mean America and Mexico. This because Texas A&M in America, but he also next to the big city of Mexico.

    Texas A&M very special school. He have something call the 12 Man. This because only 12 men only allow to go to Texas A&M college at one single moment. But there 53 player on the football team, so the math do not add up. In fact, I take a calculator and substracks 12 from 53, and I get -41. Do this mean there negative-41 student at the Texas A&M?

    http://walterfootball.com/draft2014emmitt.php
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    Someone should of edited that for him, because its kind of embarrassing.

    I reads like it was written by a foreigner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXwarXx View Post
    Someone should of edited that for him, because its kind of embarrassing.

    I reads like it was written by a foreigner.
    Nah, it's just some guy at that site having some fun with how Emmitt talks, which is a bit unique for a sports announcer. Emmitt takes some pretty serious liberties with the English language.
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    They do it every year. It's hilarious IMO.
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    What is the point behind this? Just wondering I know they always make fun of him but never understood why.
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    Lol nevermind.. I remember him on Sunday Countdown.. Blowed out.. blown out.. Rice of passage haha... pelaties
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    Walterfootball, home of some very unfunny writers.

    This isn't a one year fix. You don't win in free agency. We're finally trying to build long-term. It will come down to how we draft.
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    Eli Apple, William Jackson III, Zeke Elliott, Robert Nkemdiche
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    Karl Joseph, Jonathon Bullard, Cody Whitehair, Emmanuel Ogbah, Bronson Kaufusi
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    Christian Westerman, Joe Dahl, Kenneth Dixon, Justin Simmons, Blake Martinez
    Day 3.
    CJ Prosise, Victor Ochi, Kevin Byard, Alex Collins, Jordan Howard, Isaac Semuelo
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