Brother Bumpus is asking for clarification is this from 9 to 5 or beer drinking nights? Because it could be both.
Last edited by Fin Fan in Cali; 04-27-2014 at 08:38 PM.
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Hey, shady baby, I'm hot like the prodigal son
Pick a petal eenie meenie miney moe
And, flower, you're the chosen one
Well, your left hand's free
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh, no
Among us great lefties are: Michelangelo, Jimi Hendrix, Joan of Arc, Robt DeNiro, Angelino Joli (slurp), Jerry Seinfeld, Pele, Oscar de la Hoya, Larry Bird, Bill Russell, Julius Caesar, both Leno and Letterman.
Lefty. Pretty much the only thing I do right handed is play guitar, though to be honest I don't know why all left handers don't play "righty." It gives the more coordinated hand the tougher job. Also I play the piano better with my right hand, though I think that's reflective of the fact most piano players are right handed and the piano itself is sort of a right handed instrument so most compositions require more coordination with the right hand.
Oddly, however, I'm right footed. Always was better kicking soccer balls, footballs and mutha****as with my right foot.
Why, I can smile, and murder while I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
I am usually in any brain test to determine side almost perfectly 50/50. I am right handed but left footed, have been since a child and it really ****s you up slalom skiing. I would also guess you have to work to have dance rhythm and what I mean is you have to think about the beat and focus to dance.
It made me better in matrial arts to be right handed and left footed, it allowed me to be quicker with a follow up move because the opposite side of my body was always ready for a strike.
On the other hand (so to speak), I eat "continental style" (knife in the right hand), tie my shoes like a righty and put on my belt like a righty. Pretty sure this is because I was taught to do it that way, though. I'm the only lefty on either side of my family, though I've heard rumors about latent lefties who were "retrained" by militant religious school ********s.
Thanks for the thing about dancing. Usually I spend most of my time thinking of reasons not to dance since I'm about as good at it as I am at integral calculus. Now I have this to blame it on, which is nice. Also I was a pretty bad skier that one trip I tried it. Nearly died. No worse than I was at snowboarding, though. I haven't done any martial arts since I was a kid. Used to work out a bit with a heavy bag until I ****ed up my (right) wrist and had to sell it.
I ambidextrously jerk off so both.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.