Welcome to FinHeaven Fans Forums! We're glad to have you here. Please feel free to browse the forum. We'd like to invite you to join our community



VIP Members don't see these ads. Join VIP Now
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 12

Thread: An Open Letter From Jameis Winston to Publix

  1. -1
    fishfanmiami's Avatar
    Grip it and rip it
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Feb 2008
    Posts:
    14,438
    vCash:
    39894
    Golf EnthusiastsGolf EnthusiastsGolf Enthusiasts

    An Open Letter From Jameis Winston to Publix

    Dear Publix,
    First off sorry for any misspellignes in this apology letter. They donít actually make Jameis go to class at FSU. Nah its footballing 7/24. Actually Iím good, Iím having my PAFA (Personal Academic and Favor Assistant) type this thing from here on out as I read it to her.

    My PAFA is too sexy, man. Amber. Thatís her in the pic. We do some hard core studying too, if you know what I mean . She used to be a gymnast until they made her my PAFA.
    Jameis is so so so sorry for taking the crab legs yesterday. I figured since the NCAA said we get unlimited food now, that meant Publix too. And the Bag Man forgot to deposit the 2 Gís into my account this week. Jameis always pays for stuff. ALWAYS. Even for sugar every now and then, if you know what Jameis is sayiní.
    I wasnít really thinking. You see, Iím from Hueytown, Alabama and we donít have crab legs like they do in Tally. Might have squirrel legs, but theyíre nasty. Have you ever kissed a boo after she ate some squirrel? Ughhhh. And we sure as hell didnít have a Publix as good as this one up in Bama. God damn, do I love Publix! If this whole football/baseball thing craps out down the road, Jameis could totally work at Publix! Cool?
    All I ask is that you put me in the seafood section. If we get free crab legs, Jameis will work for FREE. Anyways, Iím only writing this letter so Jimbo doesnít get even more super pissed. Probably wants to ride my ass to another championship so the school can keep extorting millions out of Jameisí golden brown arm, ballerina feet, and million dollar smile. Itís why the Tally police covered that whole sex thing up from the start. But Publix, you got me! Hehehe. Stupid cameras. For real, though, Jameis is sorry and Iím really looking forward to working for you one day. Save me some big crab legs next week!
    Much love,
    J
    ameis Winston

















    Quote Quote  

  2. -2
    Gonzo's Avatar
    Widerstand
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Mar 2004
    Posts:
    27,560
    vCash:
    114449
    Loc:
    Not the US!
    Hydra logo
Gift received at 05-21-2014, 01:20 PM from DisturbedShifty1972 Dolphins Logo
    Amazing.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Last call for alcohol.


    Quote Quote  

  3. -3
    Namor's Avatar
    Pro Bowler
    Status:
    Online
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Jan 2005
    Posts:
    5,894
    vCash:
    13099
    Add butter....on the go....
    Quote Quote  

  4. -4
    uk_dolfan's Avatar
    FinHeaven VIP
    Status:
    Online
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Sep 2012
    Posts:
    13,484
    vCash:
    35508
    Loc:
    Northern Ireland, UK
    Galactic Empire medalManchester United FCPS4 ControllerCam Wake 912013 Dolphins Logo


    Quote Quote  

  5. -5
    Vaark's Avatar
    Nihil taurus crappus
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Apr 2007
    Posts:
    23,167
    vCash:
    58315
    Loc:
    Monaco &pop's SFL house
    An (Eva) Alabammy Market, The Submariner's turf (and surf).

    Personally although I've been in Alabama, I've never been in Eva




    Quote Quote  

  6. -6
    NY8123's Avatar
    Sophisticated Redneck
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Jan 2008
    Posts:
    17,993
    vCash:
    30145
    Loc:
    out in the Ding Weeds
    Golf Enthusiasts
Gift received at 04-14-2016, 12:08 PM from fishfanmiami
Message: Hit um straight wildman.
    This is just great. What a ****ing moron, I'm still shaking my head about this one. dumbass.
    "There's a man goin' 'round takin' names
    And he decides who to free and who to blame
    Everybody won't be treated all the same"





    Quote Quote  

  7. -7
    Vaark's Avatar
    Nihil taurus crappus
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Apr 2007
    Posts:
    23,167
    vCash:
    58315
    Loc:
    Monaco &pop's SFL house
    Likely that before the brainiac got popped, he probably was planning on going back since he forgot to steal the nut/shell cracker also.
    Quote Quote  

  8. -8
    Bumpus's Avatar
    Are you gonna drink that?
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Jun 2003
    Posts:
    27,832
    vCash:
    240601
    Loc:
    West-by-god-Virginny
    2013 Dolphins Logo1972 Dolphins Logo
    "As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petty theft from a local supermarket. I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items."



    As if he remembered to pay for the Dom, quail eggs, and foie gras ... but the cheap crab legs slipped his mind.
    2016 Goals:
    1) Win the next game.
    2) See #1





    "The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
    -Abraham Lincoln



    "Lucille" is my BanHammer!!!
    Quote Quote  

  9. -9
    Gonzo's Avatar
    Widerstand
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Mar 2004
    Posts:
    27,560
    vCash:
    114449
    Loc:
    Not the US!
    Hydra logo
Gift received at 05-21-2014, 01:20 PM from DisturbedShifty1972 Dolphins Logo
    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    "As reported in the news, last night I received an adult civil citation for petty theft from a local supermarket. I went to the supermarket with the intent to purchase dinner but made a terrible mistake for which I'm taking full responsibility. In a moment of youthful ignorance, I walked out of the store without paying for one of my items."



    As if he remembered to pay for the Dom, quail eggs, and foie gras ... but the cheap crab legs slipped his mind.
    Love that he blames it on his "youth." Yeah, I was his age and knew full well not to steal, despite my "youth." What a moron.
    Quote Quote  

  10. -10
    Vaark's Avatar
    Nihil taurus crappus
    Status:
    Offline
    QBWinz:
    Join date:
    Apr 2007
    Posts:
    23,167
    vCash:
    58315
    Loc:
    Monaco &pop's SFL house
    It's more likely that Stevie Wonder will drive in the next Indy 500 than that Jameis came within 1000 yards of whomever actually wrote that mea culpa
    Quote Quote  

Similar Threads

  1. Is Jameis Winston already better than Tannehill?
    By jbyrd850 in forum Miami Dolphins Forum
    Replies: 63
    Last Post: 11-22-2015, 10:21 PM
  2. Jameis Winston Entering draft
    By datruth55 in forum NFL Draft Forum
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 01-07-2015, 07:11 PM
  3. Jameis Winston
    By Namor in forum College Sports Forum
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 10-16-2014, 08:36 PM
  4. Jameis Winston At It Again?
    By Vaark in forum College Sports Forum
    Replies: 45
    Last Post: 09-20-2014, 03:07 PM
  5. Jameis Winston
    By dcnr226 in forum NFL Draft Forum
    Replies: 36
    Last Post: 12-05-2013, 10:05 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •