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    Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...machine-456932

    MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.

    Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.


    According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”
    My cousin works in this department. He's not the arresting officer but he might know him.
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    now maybe I am a sheltered little boy..... but how does someone actually have sex with an ATM :s
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    Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk_dolfan View Post
    now maybe I am a sheltered little boy..... but how does someone actually have sex with an ATM :s
    Give'er the ol' shocker, only insteed of two in the pink one in the stink you have two in the shoot one in the slot!
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    Did he get his money worth and did it require a pin for release?
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    Did the ATM machine get jealous of the picnic table?

    I see potential for a three way
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    They have released a mug shot of the perpetrator


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