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Thread: Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Can't believe we haven't heard from filthy yet ...
    Sorry it was a rough weekend. I got my dick stuck in the cash slot of an ATM and then got busted by the cops. The bail money was more than the bet money I received and my phone was locked in my car across town so it took awhile for me to get out of this one.

    Talked with the DA and since the ATM was of consenting age and willing, I plead it down to indecent exposer and a STIFF fine.
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    To be fair, this ATM is known to be the "town slut". Men finger her buttons and make deposits in her all the time, 24 hours a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noodle Arm View Post
    To be fair, this ATM is known to be the "town slut". Men finger her buttons and make deposits in her all the time, 24 hours a day.
    Don't talk about her that way! You don't know her like I do!
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    I can't help but wonder if the ATM does "ATM".
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