1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
This way to the polls:
Somebody turned his phone off.
Shame. I'm reeeeeeealy drunk. Hilarity may have ensued.
I thought you said a new truck? This thing is oooooold.
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