Saw this on Facebook figured it would make for a fun game.
Sex with whom ever you like, whenever you like
Free gas for five years
Free marijuana for life
Free Jordans for life
Is it harder for you (the person answering the question) to make money, or get people to have sex with you?
Also, I want to meet the person who would pick Jordans. That even being on the list is ****ing weird, but actually picking it? Maybe Omar Kelly.
Wait. Shifty, are you friends with Omar Kelly on facebook?
You had me at whenever.
I'm really torn.
On the one hand, I figure relationships often cost more than supporting my weed habit anyway, and magical puss that doesn't stick around afterwards sounds too good to pass up. Plus we're talking about chicks like this:
On the other, I don't know what would be stopping me from producing ganj by the acre and selling it in bulk below market value, thus ensuring I'll pretty much always have a source of income.
I've known my share of sneaker freaks, but if you pick Jordan's you're a goddamn weirdo.
Can you edit polls? I want to change the Jordans to beer.
Also my friend pointed out that the sex option does not mention being STD free.
I live in a state where weed is now legal and quite affordable as I saw this weekend. That and I don't smoke anywhere near what I used to. The gas I can afford as well. Jordans don't matter to me, so.............
Sex with whom ever I like, I'd wait it out too. It's only a matter of time before the US has a female president and then bam! I cash that card in!
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.