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Thread: Wanny Gets Smarter

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    Wanny Gets Smarter

    A customer named Wanny at Mularkey's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.

    "Tell me, Mularkey, what makes you so smart?"

    "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Mularkey replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."

    "You sell them here?" Wanny asks.

    "Only $4 apiece," says Mularkey.

    Wanny buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.

    "You didn't eat enough, " says Mularkey. Wanny goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.

    "Hey, Mularkey," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!"

    "You see?" says Mularkey. "You're smarter already."

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    I suggest you include more fish heads in your diet, finsrgods. Your jokes need it.
    At a television studio in Hollywood on Monday night, Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor was doing the fox trot. He probably was wearing makeup, too.
    About an hour south down Interstate 5, quarterback John Beck was on the verge of lining up his chicken nuggets in a shotgun formation.


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    You put a lot of time into typing out something so stupid. What makes it worse is that it's not even something you made up.

    You found a bad joke that you didn't write. Replaced the names with Wanny and Mularkey. Then spent 10 minutes of your day typing it on this board. And it isn't even funny. You must feel really stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABrownLamp
    You put a lot of time into typing out something so stupid. What makes it worse is that it's not even something you made up.

    You found a bad joke that you didn't write. Replaced the names with Wanny and Mularkey. Then spent 10 minutes of your day typing it on this board. And it isn't even funny. You must feel really stupid.
    1) You're thinking of your own one finger kingergarten typing. It took me less than a minute.
    2) 95% of jokes are stolen from somewhere. If I had wasted my time thinking of it you might have a point. And I think it IS funny so go f uck yourself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inFINSible
    I suggest you include more fish heads in your diet, finsrgods. Your jokes need it.
    Good idea. I'll plan on it for Oct. 17th!
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    Quote Originally Posted by finsrclowns
    1) You're thinking of your own one finger kingergarten typing. It took me less than a minute.
    2) 95% of jokes are stolen from somewhere. If I had wasted my time thinking of it you might have a point. And I think it IS funny so go f uck yourself!
    Tell ya what, go ahead anyway, think of your very own joke. Should take up about 95% of rest of your life. But no fair using your own family.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbry
    Tell ya what, go ahead anyway, think of your very own joke. Should take up about 95% of rest of your life. But no fair using your own family.


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    Any joke he "thinks" up will be done in about 2 minutes. The quality of the joke will reflect the time it took to think of it......same as always. You're not funny @ssclown.
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