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Thread: Found this on an actual joke site

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    Found this on an actual joke site

    I didn't change anything.


    Buffalo Bills

    Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
    >A: The Taliban has a running game
    >
    >Q: How do the Buffalo Bills count to 10?
    >A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
    >
    >Q: What do the Buffalo Bills & Billy Graham have in common?
    >A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"
    >
    >Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
    >A: Put up goal posts
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    >Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
    >A: To Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
    >
    >Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a SuperBowl ring?
    >A: A thief
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    >Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
    >A: Because then Buffalo would want one
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    >Q: Why was Rob Johnson upset when the Buffalo Bills playbook was stolen?
    >A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
    >
    >Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
    >A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
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    >Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Superbowl?
    >A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
    >
    >Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
    >A: The Buffalo Bills
    >
    >Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
    >A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
    >
    >Q: How can you tell when the Buffalo Bills are going to run the football?
    >A: The Runningback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
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    i like this one!

    kinda says it all!
    Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
    because then buffablow would want one!
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    Yeah, I have seen those before
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    Me too. I just thought it was cool that they were actually on a site and the link said something like "Buffalo Sucks"
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    Barrfalo...LMAO!! Just for that I'm going to have to butter your popcorn for you 06..yuh little booty bandit:monkey:
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    i didn't say barffalo!

    Originally posted by www.finsuck.com
    Barrfalo...LMAO!! Just for that I'm going to have to butter your popcorn for you 06..yuh little booty bandit:monkey:
    i said buffablow! ya little peter puffer!
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    Damn these are old recycled Vikings jokes. I always knew the fish were a bunch of no talent, unoriginal bastards, but I didn't realize their fans were too.
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    Originally posted by finssuck
    Damn these are old recycled Finssuck jokes. I always knew I
    was a no talent, unoriginal bastard. but I didn't realize just how much.

    Well, now you know. Duh!!


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    Bigbrys bait and Tackle Shop---Open all year!
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    BigB, whats up Bro. Just starting round 4, I have some beauties lined up. Oh no, another finsuck?? Man, pretty soon there will be finsuck1, finsuck2, finsuck3........geez..I'm thinking about switching over to 3W...and then 10W next year
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    Originally posted by www.finsuck.com
    BigB, whats up Bro. Just starting round 4, I have some beauties lined up. Oh no, another finsuck?? Man, pretty soon there will be finsuck1, finsuck2, finsuck3........geez..I'm thinking about switching over to 3W...and then 10W next year

    LOL 3W, just smacking the "new" finsucker. 10W-40? huh? Not going there. But 10 wins? nah! But we will see just how many.


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