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    G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

    As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

    The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

    Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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