Take one drink when:
* Jay throws a pass too high.
* Jay under-throws his receiver.
* Jay doesn't know the play at the line.
* Jay throws a pass out of bounds.
* Jay throws an incomplete pass.
Take two drinks when:
* Jay throws an interception.
* Jay takes a sack.
* Jay calls a time-out because of his own ineptitude.
In my estimation you will all be alcoholics before the second half of the season rolls around. http://server3002.freeyellow.com/mchurchfie/dw.gif