This one was sent to me earlier:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds,etc......
I called a Suicide Lifeline.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck
FINS OR DIE!!!!!!
Want-Goodell to be Impeached.
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Bama...can you re-size these pics from now on so they fit within the screen?
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Cat that is. A pre-apology to the mods if this is too much. But it sure is funny.
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy ****, my dog is a democrat!
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.-Winston Churchill
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