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    Bama...can you re-size these pics from now on so they fit within the screen?

    Players come and go, but I will always be a Miami Dolphins Fan first and foremost.




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    Oh gotta love Ray Stevens

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    Cat that is. A pre-apology to the mods if this is too much. But it sure is funny.
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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy ****, my dog is a democrat!

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