Remember....it's a joke.
10 reasons why beer is better than organized religion.
10. No one tells you that you'll be punished for all eternity for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you to abstain from sex. In reality, it helps promote it!
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. There are many kinds of Beer. No one will tell you that Bud is the ONLY Beer.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove Beer exists!
1. If you are crazy enough to devote your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop!