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    The Democratic convertion, and why Democrats will not win for a long time....

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    Doing things you don't have to do today will help to determine where you'll be tomorrow when you can't do anything about it!
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    One day a florist goes to a barber to get a hair cut.
    After the cut he asked about his bill and the
    barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week."
    The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next
    morning when the barber goes to open there is
    a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for
    him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he
    goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
    sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week." The cop is happy
    and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
    barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
    and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and
    when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies:
    "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
    I'm doing community service this week." The
    Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
    Next morning when the barber goes to open, there
    is a thank you card and a dozen different books
    such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
    Becoming More Successful."

    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when
    he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
    sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week." The Democrat is very
    happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when
    the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
    Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
    difference between left and right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bg34
    One day a florist goes to a barber to get a hair cut.
    After the cut he asked about his bill and the
    barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week."
    The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next
    morning when the barber goes to open there is
    a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for
    him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he
    goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
    sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week." The cop is happy
    and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
    barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
    and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and
    when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies:
    "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
    I'm doing community service this week." The
    Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
    Next morning when the barber goes to open, there
    is a thank you card and a dozen different books
    such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
    Becoming More Successful."

    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when
    he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
    sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week." The Democrat is very
    happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when
    the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
    Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
    difference between left and right.
    Did you just make that up yourself??
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    Quote Originally Posted by bg34
    One day a florist goes to a barber to get a hair cut.
    After the cut he asked about his bill and the
    barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week."
    The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next
    morning when the barber goes to open there is
    a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for
    him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he
    goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
    sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week." The cop is happy
    and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
    barber goes to open up there is a thank you card
    and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and
    when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies:
    "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
    I'm doing community service this week." The
    Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
    Next morning when the barber goes to open, there
    is a thank you card and a dozen different books
    such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
    Becoming More Successful."

    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when
    he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
    sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week." The Democrat is very
    happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when
    the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
    Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
    difference between left and right.
    Not bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeDolfan

    Good game, wasn't there a game with Clinton, Monica, and a Cigar similar to this (Target practice anyone).
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    A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of newborn puppies when George W. Bush came by on his morning run. Bush asked the boy what the puppies were.

    The boy said, "Republicans."

    The president beamed, patted the boy on the head and said, "Thatta boy!"

    A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey, kid, what kind of puppies are in the box?"

    The boy said, "Democrats."

    Bush looked crushed and said, "What happened? A few weeks ago they were Republicans."

    "Well," the boy said, "that was before they opened their eyes.

    Source: Playboy - March 2006 Issue
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