"Politics is the Art of Looking for Trouble, Finding it Everywhere, Diagnosing it Incorrectly, and Applying the Wrong Remedies"
Obama's war policy
President Obama's recent swing in policy decisions makes sense after watching this report on a recent trip he took.
Last edited by ih8brady; 06-09-2009 at 04:06 PM.
[FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"
"First Place!," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
"I'm entering," says Pinocchio.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.[/FONT][FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif'][/FONT]
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.-Winston Churchill
All things being equal, when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The problem with political jokes is too many get elected.
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."