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Thread: Political Joke Thread

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    Two guys are sitting in jail having a meal. One guy looks at the other and says "You know, the food sure was alot better when you were governor"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pants on the Ground View Post
    Obama Opposes Pants on the Ground

    State of the Union Address Leaked
    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In his first State of the Union Address Wednesday night, President Barack Obama will attempt to reach out to middle class voters by stating his opposition to pants on the ground.

    In an advance copy of the President's speech obtained by The Borowitz Report, Mr. Obama uses the phrase "pants on the ground" no fewer than sixteen times.

    "My fellow Americans, let's be clear: if you wear your pants on the ground, and your hat to the side, you run the risk of looking like a fool," Mr. Obama says.
    Don't worry PotG, Republicans got your back now.


    "Quite frankly, we were opposed to pants on the ground until he was," Rep. Boehner said. "Now we're for them." More here.
    http://borowitzreport.com/
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    This is old, but I don't see it posted in here, so just in case anyone hasn't seen it, here's a pretty funny impression of Keith Olbermann on SNL.

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...ermann/805561/
    Not every human is a manipulative, opportunistic, letch... or at least that's what I'm told.
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    And if anyone hasn't seen this either, here's Jon Stewart's impression of Glenn Beck.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/th...ve-libertarian
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    Did you hear about the new Obama-themed nightclub in China?

    It opened up 12 trillion dollars in debt.
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    Montana Bear Tragedy



    This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country's wildlife!

    MONTANA BEAR PHOTO

    The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife
    Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

    This photo is of a Democratic black bear in Montana, named Bearack Obearma.


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    why do politicans wear a tie usually??????????????????? Keep their foreskin from slipping up over their head..............
    "Qui non intelligit aut discat aut taceat"
    Who does not understand should either learn, or be silent.

    Douglas C. Branham, C.L.S., C.M.R.P.
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    Why Republican Men are happier










    ANY QUESTIONS?














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